Goodbye, Michael.
Your ride into the sunset came too soon.
We will miss you.
Mr. Michael Douglas Carnes
OXFORD — Funeral services for Mr. Michael Douglas Carnes, 44, will be at 4 p.m. Wednesday at Miller Funeral Home & Crematory with the Rev. Homer Longoria and the Rev. Howard Carroll officiating. The family will receive friends from 5-8 tonight at the funeral home. Mr. Carnes died Sunday, May 10, 2009, at Atlanta Medical Center. Mr. Carnes is survived by his wife, Amy Carnes; son, Steven Carnes; daughter, Kelley Carnes, all of Oxford; father, John Carnes, of Ohatchee; mother, Peggy Brown, of St. Petersburg, Fla.; two sisters, Judith Carnes, of Plant City, Fla. and Debra Sears of Charleston, S.C.; numerous aunts and uncles; several nieces and nephews. Mr. Carnes was a native of Sanford, Fla., but lived in Calhoun County since 1984. He owned and operated Carnes painting for the past 8 years. Michael died doing what he loved, riding on his motorcycle. "Ride safe ya'll." Miller Funeral Home & Crematory Oxford, Ala. (256) 831-4611 A Brown Service Authorized Funeral Home
Logan's 8th Backyard Birthday Tea
Tides & Thievery
Snowy Greenville
A Snow Day slideshow is at the end of this post, but here are a few of my favorite "snow shots":
Sonrise Choir
Mr. Frosty Pants
AFTER:
How Far is Heaven?
Chandler's Golden Good Luck Medicine
- Grants ever lasting life
- Treats muscle pain
- Makes you stronger than anyone but God
- Gives you good luck
- Prevents heart attacks
- And much more!
All for only $5.95 per bottle!
Chandler's Commercial:
Logan's Red Hot Rescue Remedy
Logan's medicine is called "Logan's Red Hot Rescue Remedy", reflecting her use of cinnamon. She also added coconut and pink coloring. For your consideration, Logan's Red Hot Rescue Remedy:
- Cures cancer
- Relieves muscle pain
- Stops anger
- Solves toe fungus
- Cures memory loss
- Repairs the baby blues
- Gives you a nicer singing voice
- Prevents insanity
- Makes you happy
- And much more!
Logan's Commercial:
Outtake:
(lid malfunction)
Fisher's Amazing Fruit Serum
Fisher's medicine is called "Fisher's Amazing Fruit Serum". He chose to use Strawberry and Cinnamon flavorings and tinted his syrup blue (what else?!)
With some help, he wrote what his medicine cured and decorated the label with a fruit bowl. For your consideration, Fisher's Amazing Fruit Serum:
- Restarts your heart
- Cures Cancer
- Stops you from getting drunk
- Fixes Coughs
- Relieves Muscle Pain
- Stops Fever
- Makes you stronger than bad guys
- And much more!
All this and it only costs $1!
Patent Medicine Projects
One scene in Tom Sawyer involves Aunt Polly giving Tom the latest and greatest in the way of patent medicine: Pain Killer; which Tom promptly gives to Peter, the cat.
The Year in Review
For starters, last New Year's saw me face a 'temporary' - i use this term loosely- loss of reason. For a good laugh, read over last year's Resolution List.