- Grants ever lasting life
- Treats muscle pain
- Makes you stronger than anyone but God
- Gives you good luck
- Prevents heart attacks
- And much more!
All for only $5.95 per bottle!
Chandler's Commercial:
Chandler's Golden Good Luck Medicine
Logan's Red Hot Rescue Remedy
Logan's medicine is called "Logan's Red Hot Rescue Remedy", reflecting her use of cinnamon. She also added coconut and pink coloring. For your consideration, Logan's Red Hot Rescue Remedy:
- Cures cancer
- Relieves muscle pain
- Stops anger
- Solves toe fungus
- Cures memory loss
- Repairs the baby blues
- Gives you a nicer singing voice
- Prevents insanity
- Makes you happy
- And much more!
All for only $5.99 a bottle!
Logan's Commercial:
Outtake:
(lid malfunction)
Fisher's Amazing Fruit Serum
Fisher's medicine is called "Fisher's Amazing Fruit Serum". He chose to use Strawberry and Cinnamon flavorings and tinted his syrup blue (what else?!)
With some help, he wrote what his medicine cured and decorated the label with a fruit bowl. For your consideration, Fisher's Amazing Fruit Serum:
- Restarts your heart
- Cures Cancer
- Stops you from getting drunk
- Fixes Coughs
- Relieves Muscle Pain
- Stops Fever
- Makes you stronger than bad guys
- And much more!
All this and it only costs $1!
Fisher's Commercial:
& Take 2, with boots (he insisted):
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