Great Uncle Wayne

Uncle Wayne's Steak Shack
 

When we visited The Way Down Yonder, Chuck and I talked of myriad things, of Jeeps and horses; of cabbages and kings. 

One of thoses kings is Uncle Wayne

As the story went, once upon a time, Uncle Wayne stopped on the edge of Chuck's property asking to  take a closer look at the horses. 

"Of course, of course - you can look at my horse!" and their friendship took root right away. 

Uncle Wayne said eventually he planned to get some horses like Chuck's. 

He did! 

In fact, in time, he bought the very same three horses and took them to his home, a three story beauty, built by the craftsmanship of Wayne's own hands. 

Chuck told me about a lonesome stretch of months when Uncle Wayne was out of town, and more importantly of the happy day he returned. It meant something to Chuck that Uncle Wayne stopped by to say hello before he had even stopped by his own home. 

I recognized Wayne from previous stories on other visits we've made.  There are a lot of great stories featuring Chuck & Wayne. Lots of 'em are funny, too.  Uncle Wayne is a man who gets the job done and looks out for his friends. 

Almost as an aside, Chuck mentioned Uncle Wayne's restaurant, Uncle Wayne's BBQ & Steak Shack. It was just another matter-of-fact: Wayne decided to open up a restaurant, and so he did. 

Now,  sometimes Chuck brings Wayne firewood and sometimes Wayne brings Chuck barbeque.  

And in this instance, the restaurant was the backdrop to Chuck's story about the confused looks he gets when he steps in and asks for Uncle Wayne, seeing as how the two barely share a family resemblance.  

And then Chuck said something with more gravity and less chuckle: "It'll be a rough day if anything ever happens to that man."  

I understood that, more than antics and cut-ups, my cousin was describing a true friend. 

Now, Chuck is a real man-about-town in his own hometown - plenty of paths are crossed whenever we accompany him to a store or restaurant. And it is always a delight - birds of a feather really do flock together. 

But, Wayne remained elusive. 

It was the last day of our visit, with only a few hours left on the clock, and we really needed to start homeward.  

As I listened to Chuck describe his good friend, I was sad we had never met him. I wished we could stay longer and find his path to cross.  I started hoping that we could plan another visit soon, meet Wayne then.

And then - providentially, and like a lucky lightening strike, as we were mulling about what to eat on our way out of town, it occured to Chuck that Wayne's restaurant might be open on Sunday. 

It was! 

With 45 minutes til close, we got there just in the nick of time. Now, I don't usually expect the owner of a restaurant to be there  - but I sure hoped Uncle Wayne would be.  

He was! 

The ladies minding the front let Uncle Wayne know he had guests and asked Chuck "You the one brings firewood?" (He is!) 

 We all made pleasant conversation and placed our orders while we waited for the man of the hour. 

Uncle Wayne appeared from the back with pep in his step and precious cargo in his hands - he couldn't wait for us to try some brisket he'd been working on, with a special "magic sauce" that was indeed, nothing short of magical.

You know it's going to be good when the chef is excited for you to try it. 

It was!  

In fact, it was excellent. Especially the brisket, which I enjoyed as a sandwich (to keep our order efficient)   It was so good that by the time I thought to take pictures for online reviews, only a bite or two remained. 

I heard that Uncle Wayne makes a mean steak and since we wanted to be respectful so near closing time, we didn't order many sides, either. We plan to try both when we get on back that way - hopefully sooner than later. 

Wayne and Chuck meandered out back after our delicious meal, while Rye and I talked with the ladies "in the air conditioning". But, we didn't want to keep them from going home, so before too long, we flipped the OPEN sign on our way out and found the fellas out back, diagnosing a sick log splitter.

Uncle Wayne's Steak Shack

 
I got to spend more time talking with my new Great Uncle Wayne - and he really is Great. 

A trucker pulled in to grab some lunch, and despite the sign flipped to CLOSED, Uncle Wayne stepped inside and made him a plate to-go. 

He pointed to the place where his son, also a trucker, parks his flatbed when he is home. I asked if he ever considered using it as a stage. He turned to his friend and said "See?!" 

Yes, they had thought of that and expansion plans to include a permanent performance area are already under way. 

With Uncle Wayne, plans are always under way. 

Uncle Wayne is a get-up and-go-getter. 

He has a whole truck dedicated to Stuffed Baked Potatoes. Word has it, they'll be starting back the Breakfast Grab & Go Biscuits when school resumes. 

If it hadn't been for the south Georgia swelter - and my need to scoot on back home- we could have talked business ideas and strategies until the cows came home (which is an actual unit of measure in those parts). 

We did talk about TripAdvisor, building a web page, marketing ideas and the like - and if you know me, you already know I'm on standby to help. But if Uncle Wayne's place only ever remains a well-kept, well-supported Waycross secret, that'll be alright by me. 

As we talked about future plans, Wayne said he'd found the difference between dreams and reality to be simply doing the thing, whatever the thing is that needs doing.  

And when we talked about the high-wire risks he took to build his magnificent house, Uncle Wayne smiled as if there's no such thing as workplace accidents or falling from ladders and breaking one's neck,  he explained it like elementary:  "It had to be done, I had no choice

I recognized that blueprint from the house that Daddy built Momma. 

I like to be reminded that there are still good men in this world, men who make plots of land into homes and do the things that need to be done. It is an honor everytime I cross the path of one. 

I'm happy to report that Uncle Wayne has agreed to be my uncle, too. Which is great. (get it?) 

Now we are kin and kindred spirits, too. 

And of course,  this whole thing has been the scenic route (the best kind!) to say, if you find yourself near Waycross when Uncle Wayne is open, you've got to do the thing: get the brisket - with magic sauce-  and tell my Great Uncle Wayne that I send my love. 

Chuck & Wayne


Chuck, Wayne & PatrickChuck, Wayne & Patrick

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Way Down Yonder

 Last weekend  A few weekends back , we meandered way down yonder to the Satilla River swamplands for Aunt Nell's 90th birthday celebration in the old pecan grove. 

I took up residence at the best Air B&B in town - well, technically on the outskirts of town : my cousin Chuck's Place. 

Now, technically, Chuck is my second cousin, but he is also the veritable Fun Uncle  if ever an uncle was fun. 

Amenities at Chuck's Place include a good cup of Folgers each morning, a crazy little lap dog to stay entertained, and the best chats with a kindred spirit that stretch well beyond twilight. 

You might spot a variety of critters, pick blueberries, ride a four wheeler or cool off in the swimming’ hole - so long as you don't mind love nibbles from the fish . 

We pulled into the driveway a minute shy of midnight to find Chuck and my other cousin Dillon wrapping up a backroads session in Chuck's Wrangler. 

Country roads can take you home or for a wild ride, depending on who's driving.  With Chuck at the wheel, it was both. 

They'd spent the day wrangling dirt roads and now it was time for everyone to go home and get a little shut eye before the next morning's get-to-gather. 

We hopped in the Jeep and, sped on by Southern Rock and Chuck’s wildcat stories, we delivered Dillon back to his own car at a nearby truck stop.  

Yes, actual wild cats…  “A few years ago, we had a panther in those bushes (a.k.a. Chuck's front yard) a bobcat across the way, and just over there a piece, some coyotes were spotted not long ago…

Back at Chuck's, we dropped our bags in Charley’s girlhood room and took the nickel tour. Not much had changed since we last stayed there. A cozy room set up for Dillon- had he decided to stay. The office had been slightly re-arranged. 

 It was my privilege to peek into all Chuck's little desk drawers without having to plunder. One by one, he showed me their treasures. It's just the kind of thing I like to see. 

There were batteries and flashlights that might still work and chapsticks of various flavor.  We joked about the number of big belt buckles Chuck owns, and laughed at the irony of his not wearing a belt,

 Chuck is not the sort to toot his own horn, but I noticed one of those buckles was for 15 years of loyal service. 

There are plans to weld wild animal sculptures from all the metals we found. Oh yeah, he can do that, too. 

He commands the flow of electricity to where it's supposed to be, where I could only manage to electrify me. 

He can take things apart and put them back together the way they go. When he is finished fixing stuff, it actually works like it is supposed to, or sometimes, better than it ever did. 

As someone who can knock her own lights out (thrice!) while merely cleaning a room,  I am always in awe. 

Rye brought her Cabbage Patch, Rose and Chuck brought out his Cabbage Patch Tyrone.  It was a Cabbage Patch Cousin Sleepover. Rye tucked the dolls in securely next to her, but in the morning, she had relocated them way over yonder on the far side of the bed with her young and restless sleep. 


We spent the next four hours trying to catch up on the past five years - promising intermittently to not let this much time slip by again. 

At some point, it seemed wise to go grab a quick nap if nothing else (and there was nothing else, we'd left no margin) Saturday's festivities would soon be underway. 

It has become a tradition whenever the Augusta bunch visits the Waycross crew, for those staying on til Sunday to sit out by the pool at whichever relative's hotel has the most welcoming patio. 

And so, it was. 

After a meal at B Mac's Buffet  and having crossed paths with many of Chuck's friends from town, we kept up the family tradition at the Best Western, where two aunts and three cousins were staying.  



Rye and I retired to Chez Chuck, slept in a little on Sunday morning, then got to (finally) meet the one and only Great Uncle Wayne

Before we left, Chuck gave me one of his old drills - he told me he had plenty, and even a brand new set, but this one still had plenty of life left in it. 

It is a green Craftsman, I named it Shrek. 

He carefully showed me how to change the bits and explained the pros and cons of different screwheads  

I told him then about my recent attempt to install a large curtain rod with just a screwdriver, leaving out the many whacks to my head. 

But, he understood screwdriver slippage and told me the house we were in was built without the benefit of power tools (This is an amzing fact, if you've ever been in his well organized garage) His collection has grown since then.  

I'm grateful for Chuck's generosity, the wealth of knowledge he shares, and his genuine hospitality (it's the only place I've ever stayed that calls me to make the reservation.) 

Most of all, I'm grateful that we are family. 


Aunt Nell Turns 90



We gathered in a south Georgia pecan grove to celebrate 90 years of Aunt Nell. 

Some of us walked out back doors conveniently located on the "family land" while others drove several hours south to celebrate Nell's latest circle 'round the sun... by sitting in the sun. :) 
That's the deep south way. There were also some pockets of A/C  ~ which we were all doubly grateful for. 

Born in 1934, Aunt Nell is older than World War 2. She missed Bonnie and Clyde by a month and a half but got to be here for the Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. Life is funny. 

Aunt Nell has nurtured a nest full of children, her own and many others besides. 

My mom and her siblings, Nell's nieces and nephews, looked forward to summers of respite from their own home,  where peace was hard won. 



I've only had one argument with Aunt Nell in my whole life - and that was over who could pay the dinner bill. It was her birthday but she was adamant I let her have the check. 

Aunt Nell has only ever lost one argument with me in her whole life, and it may be the only argument she's ever lost at all, far as I can tell.  But she didn't hold a grudge and even let me pick up an ice cream cake on our way home (Orange Sherbet & Vanilla cake ~ long live!) 

Nell's door has always swung wide open on the hinges of welcome. Having experienced her tooth-and-nail hospitality, and knowing what a difference it has made in my life and more-so, in the life of my young mom, I was moved to learn this weekend that Aunt Nell no longer lives in her home that has welcomed so many.  The chapter closed so quickly, there was no time for good-byes. 

Refusing to be an inconvenience, she has vacated her home and now lives on rotation with her grown children until her 'she-shed' is completed in the backyard of one of the plots of family land.  I didn't get a chance to check out the little shed house, but I hear it will have water and electricity - the works! 

Lord knows, (that is, the actual good Lord, Himself) knows that she deserves the very best care in this season of life where the many souls she has invested in now have the honor of investing back into her latter days. 

Aunt Nell has long been a dedicated member of the Mormon church. In fact, there were missionaries being recognized and a large church turn out for her special day.  

Though I was raised in a different tradition, I know Aunt Nell and me have Jesus in common. 

And I found this quote by her guy Joe that seemed pretty fitting for the Nell I know. 

So, I will leave off the yammering (Rye says I'm the Mayor of Yapperville, the Consulate of Yapper Island) and get to the rest of the pictures by way of two quotes, in honor of Nell's new year on this, her 90th Birthday: 
“If they will not accept our doctrine then let them accept our hospitality.” ~ J.Smith
Nell's kindness and open-door hospitality is the evidence of what she believed to be true.
Honor your father and your mother,’ and, ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ ~Jesus (source) (source)
Lucky for Aunt Nell, she is both mother and neighbor to those who will pick up her mantle of hospitality and care for her with love and honor. 











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... But if any widow have children or nephews 
let them learn first to shew piety at home 
and to requite their parents: 
for that is good and acceptable before God... 1 Timothy5  [source]

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